And the characters thus get pushed to the margins, even Jupiter and Caine, whose star-crossed love story is inert and unconvincing . ', Our box office wrap-up for the weekend of February 15, 2015 - featuring new films 'Fifty Shades of Grey' & 'Kingsman: The Secret Service.'.
Our box office wrap-up for the weekend of February 22, 2015, featuring new releases such as 'McFarland, USA' and 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2. Me, I’ll settle for ‘just plain silly.’ Seems like the Wachowski siblings, Andy and Lana, had just one really good movie in them, and that was ‘The Matrix.’ It’s been downhill ever since.”, “The plot of ‘Jupiter Ascending’ is ridiculously overstuffed, with huge swaths of exposition that might be better suited to a role-playing-game manual. The bad news is, Jupiter Ascending‘s release date was shunted back from summer 2014 to the beginning of February, allowing more time to polish the special effects.
He swooshes around without a shirt but with a black cape for two hours, speaking only in whispers except for the very occasional ridiculous outburst. Trailer, Its Comic-Con panel blew the roof off the place, and Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron and Nicholas Hoult look completely off the chain in the franchise's latest installment. ‘Insanely bloated'; that works. We look back at our favorite (and best) movies of 2014 as well as look forward to Screen Rant's most anticipated films of 2015! We're eager to see how they say goodbye to Brian O'Conner.
Two warriors, Caine (Tatum) and Stinger (Bean), have been tasked with protecting Jupiter and helping her claim Earth's throne. Mark Birrell May 26, 2020.
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He is so over-the-top I am not sure where the top even is anymore.
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When the range extends from confused to bored, it’s not a good sign. If you figure it out, let me know … The acting doesn’t help.
I rarely feel that way about movies, but this one needed some sort of tie-in comic or novel at the very least to make it work in a two-hour window.
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Alien worlds, super spies, time travelling hot tubs and bondage? What about the plot could possibly matter when part of it involves Mila Kunis as the reincarnation of an ancient space princess who falls in love with a Channing Tatum-shaped half-wolf hybrid angel alien with anti-gravity roller skates and a great debt to pay off? They’re just given silly things to do.”, “Detached from all logic, blind to 50 years of science-fiction cliches and brimming with only bad ideas, ‘Jupiter Ascending’ is what happens when creative freedom slides into lunacy . Quentin Tarantino rarely gets it wrong, and the juicy history of the making-of this one makes it especially must-watch. Amazing "Gone Girl" raised anticipation for "Dark Places," also based on a Gillian Flynn bestseller. That’s Jupiter Ascending.
Trailer, Chris Hemsworth plays dashing first mate aboard the Essex, the real ship attacked by a giant whale that inspired literary classic "Moby Dick." At the end of the day, the overwhelming feeling I had when leaving Jupiter Ascending was this: I really, really want a Mass Effect movie. 'Jupiter Ascending' is a baffling mix of material that is both impressively innovative, and utterly ridiculous.
Eddie Redmayne knows Jupiter Ascending is bad.
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Okay, I’m going to try. Lovecraft filmed it.
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Its just plain old bad.
Which, I guess, means I would pay for a sequel.
Admit it, including yours.
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